BeMYSELF Matsuri!!

CUTE


Original

゜゜(д )( д)゜゜

support Aso

WE KNOW STUPID JAPANESE F-ING MEDIA KILLING ASO.



 

pride

Even if bad people and stupid politicians try to destroy Japan, the Japanese will never forget it nor lose their hope. Please people, know what is happening in Japan right now. Please know how hard the ordinary Japanese people are fighting back to the power. 
I think Japan should exist for the Japanese. 日本人は国籍法改正案に断固反対します。

korean band

DRUMMER DRUMMER!

Utsunomiya Dance Lesson

for busy-but-wanna-master-people. You can see Tetsuya Komuro is playing keyboards in the video! Utsunomiya Dance is named after TM Network's vocalist Takashi Utsunomiya. 

Get Wild Drive in Shinjuku, Tokyo

( *´д\)

eggcops

From Japanese midnight TV programme YOIKOCCHI (1997)

timely video

One of the most famous Japanese music producers was recently arrested. Tetsuya Komuro made his massive empire in 90's.  Many people were shocked by the news and still feel sorry for his total disaster as their memories of 90's are strongly linked to his pop music.
Anyway, this video features TK's back-chorus for his artists' songs. Some say he's got mosquito voice, and some say he naturally sounds like Synthesizers. 

CAT vs Raccoon

hang in there...

He just wanna take it to upstairs..!

pure

game M A D

PC game LITTLE BUSTERS! MAD.

(゜д゜) wow. what a quality! 

toy kitchen

though..works fine!

The Scream Violinist

This is the Buddhist Monks ver.

cute Suite : Nico Nico Douga

original + unbelievable Japanese AA comments!

((((;゜Д゜)))

same genius.

IKURA IKURA DON!

Ikura = Salmon egg. Tomorrow, I will fly to Hokkaido... I want to..

NATTO NATTO!!

As long as natto exists, this world's okay. Nice try! 

Ghibli Pie

Pumpkin and herring pie from Studio Ghibli's movie "Majo no Takkyubin (English title is Kiki's Delivery Service)". It looks really really great! 

Σ(ﾟДﾟ；)

whooaaa...!

MikuMikuDance, MikuMikuDance.. JK would be surprised too!

Wanna compare?

support!

The most handsome and strongest PM ever exists in Japan, Taro Aso. We will support him, he won't be defeated by awful negative campaign!!

hooray

VIVA JAPAN! They are on horse riding machines. Healthy, refreshing videos. 





＼(＾o＾)／

eccentric teenager in love

(　゜д゜)…

(    д)゜゜

(　゜д゜)…

(゜д゜)

Japan is Japan. Peaceful everyday. 

yum nabe yum!

The nabe season has come...! Traditional, original, veggie, spicy hot, with noodles,alone, with family, with somebody special, with friends ...in so many ways, so many varieties you can enjoy Japanese nabes. Nabes are great for healthy eaters too ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ 

Johnny Kusakabe

Famous 2ch vipper Johnny Kusakabe's food fight @ Nico Nico Douga! 

(｀；ω；´)

Human beings are the most disgusting creature on the earth. 

look-alike

don't have words to describe...

camellia

Tsubaki no Hana by Dead Ball producer, sung by Vocaloid Hatsune Miku.
Tsubaki is one of the most loved plants in Japan. In English, tsubaki is Camellia Japonica.
...Despite the lyrics is quite verbally strong, it describes its world dramatically well. Some say the song is about abortion or death in general. Some say it's entirely about love. 



♪

ato ichinichi de sekai ga owaroutomo 

sono tsubomi ha hana hirakudeshou

hyakunichi mo nagaku sakeru yori mo 

utsukushiku kodoku ni kareru

mimi no oku de tsubaki no hana ga 

botori mogeru oto ga suru

shin no zou wo humitsubusarete

guchari to tsuchi ni kaerinasai

nodo no oku de tsubaki no hana ga

dorori tokeru aji ga suru

ashi no ken wo kamichigirarete

jirori to hoshi wo niraminasai

nemure nemure saigo no yume yasuraka de are

odore odore yaketa kutsu wo haku Cinderella

anata ga michi wo tazunetekitanonara

senri shirusu michishirube ni narou

anata ga sora wo mitai to negaunara

kasei yori akai wakusei ni narou

anata ga koe wo motometeirunonara

iwa ni shimiru danmatsuma ni narou

anata ga umi wo kikitai to iunara

tamerainaku kono ogushi hikisakou

hara no oku de tsubaki no hana ga 

gasari ugoku oto ga suru

mizu no soko ni tojikomerarete

gobori to obore kusarinasai

mori no oku de tsubaki no hana ga 

bokiri oreru e ga mieru

hone to iu hone subete kudakare

nuchari to mushi ni kuwarenasai

kuraku kuraku kuro no iro sae mienu yami to 

akaku akaku ookami no hara no naka de chire

anata ga soba ni itai to negaunara

heso no o kizande kubiwa ni shiyou

anata ga tomo ni ayumitai to iunara

kono kawa haide kutsuzoko ni shiyou

anata ga ai no kuchiduke segamunara

mizuko wo kuchibiru ni nuritakurou

hokano dare ni ubawareru kurainara

mizukara kusuriyubi kudakimashou

ato ichinichi de inochi ga owarunara

tsubaki no hana ha nayamudeshouka

nyakunichi mo nagaku ikiru yorimo

utsukushiku kodoku ni kareru

♪

more music

Got inspirations from the same lyrics, 2 Nico producers composed music. Both have each producers' originality and creativity! They are just great. 

Chie producer ver. sung by Vocaloid Hatsune Miku. 


Hatano producer ver. sung by Vocaloid Kagamine Ren.

♪

take no ha yureru yoi ha 

koiuta kureru kimi to 

saite mata chiru ha hana 

kono kimochi mo itsuka ha sutaru? 

maware maware hoshi to kazaguruma 

kumoma no tsuki he no michi yo kuchite 

kokoni kokoni irudakedemo ii 

shinobi saku namidabana 

haduki no jugoya 

nayotake no shirabe 

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose 

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose Ah  

take no ha yureru yoi wo 

omoidashite sasayuri 

chikaku chikaku nattawa 

kono aosa ajisai no shizuku

maware maware hoshi to kazaguruma 

kumoma no tsuki he no michi yo kuchite 

kokoni kokoni iruhazudehanai? 

shinobi saku namidabana 

minamikaze huite 

kimi no kaori 

meguru hitotsuki mata sugiru hitotsuki 

meguru hitotsuki mata sugiru hitotsuki   

hotarubukuro ni irete 

kono mushiatsusa saemo 

tooi ano sora no saki  

me ni utsuru ha tada no nibuiro 

kiete kiete hikari to kakehashi 

ame ni nurete kiesatte shimae   

yurage yurage sawakikyou no ao 

konomi kokoro nejibana 

minamikaze hukaba chikurin no kazaoto  

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose 

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose  

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose 

meguru hitotose mata sugiru hitotose Ah

♪

photoshop 4.0!

A user draws a kitten with Photoshop. From 8:00, something will happen! ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ 

野良犬疾走日和

More great works by Nico Nico producers. 
This one is called "野良犬疾走日和". 野良犬=a stray dog, 疾走=dash, 日和=fine day, weather.
I really really love Nico producers' music, some of them have beautiful atmosphere (Japanese styles) and very well written lyrics (they even show us the possibilities of Japanese language).

野良犬疾走日和 by BosuHashirazuIsoideAruitekiteBokurawoTasukete producer. 
(Boss, don't run but walk as fast as you can and help us Producer)
sung by Vocaloid MEIKO and KAITO. 

 

♪

ryome hiraku asamoya to 
atari hibiku taiyo no oto
tada kakero to sasayaku toki ha
norainu no ashi to tsuchibokori

hukinukeru ha minamikaze
mimi kasumeru no ha dare no koe
utagai nado naku hita hashiru
tokidoki ha nani ka oikakenagara

hitomi utsuri tada nagare satte yuku
hyakusen no machinami ha 
zutto tooku umareru mae ni yume de mita sekai ni niteiru

kakete kakete nozomi ha tada mune no naka
te mo nobasenai keshiki ni me ga kuramu
aoku aoku uku sora tonara
dokomademo hashireru ki ga shiteita

kage wo tsukuru kurogumo to 
zujou ni hibiku karasu no koe
mada kakero to sasayaku toki ha
norainu no ashi to

uchitsukeru ha niwakaame
nagare ochiru no ha dare no namida
hurue kogoetemo hita hashiru
tokidoki ha nani ka ni oikakerarenagara

hitomi koraseba tada hirogaru konomichi no saki no kurayami ha
itsuka tashika ni kiitahazu no otogibanashi no kiketsu ni niteiru

kakete kakete omoi ha tada mune no naka
mitomerarenai kotoba nodo wo korosu
takaku takaku uku sora no togireru basho wo 
mitayou na ki ga shiteita

douka amagumo harai asu ha akaruku 
hi no hikari de terashitamae
kodoku wo miteshimatta norainu no 
kono saki no tabiji ni sachi ookare to

sabishisa mo kanashimi mo ude no naka
kikukotomo dekinu uta mune ni shimiru
tsukare hateta karada yasumeruyori
tsubureru made hashiru hou ga ii

kakete kakete nozomi ha tada mune no naka
te mo nobasenai keshiki ni me ga kuramu
aoku aoku uku sora tonara 
dokomademo hashireru ki ga shiteita

♪

music video

ホニャララ by SAKEROCK (instrumental music band)

This video was deleted by Nico Nico Douga because NHK claimed...although, this video IS NOTHING TO DO WITH NHK really. This is unacceptable, NHK killed this video!!!!


JOKE
■■■■■■■■■■■■■
Screenplay
John Smith

Casting
Gordon Shumway

□□□□□□□□□□□□□

Jonathan
Steve Brown

Hoshinobu
Howard Cook

Shellena
Janet Davis

Rebbecca
Kelly Donald


Story 46
"What....Only me again?"


□□□□□□□□□□□□□

Jonathan : Hey, Hisanobu.

Hisanobu : How come you did such thing! F**k you!

Jonathan : She is ugly, anyway!

Hisanobu : What?!

Jonathan : You are not my family!!

Hisanobu : Apologize to her!


Rebbecca : I'm home.

Jonathan and Hisanobu : Hi Ugly.

Rebbecca : Huh? Am I ugly?!

Jonathan and Hisanobu : Wow wow are you serious? Don't you say you know that just now?

Rebbecca : Well, the ugly got you two presents.

Jonathan and Hisanobu : Oh exciting...

Jonathan and Hisanobu : Jeeeez.

Jonathan : Look Hisanobu! This quality!

Jonathan : Okay, now we go back to the hospital.

Jonathan : This is s**t, only the ugly's quality.

Jonathan : Oi, what was the noise.

Hisanobu : I did not fart!

Rebbecca : Please dad, I want a bone.

Shellena : Why don't you sleep with me!!!

Jonathan : What, what did you just say??

Hisanobu : Woman! Feathers!

Rebbecca : ....cool...

Shellena : ....Hisanobu...

Shellena : Your head is prickly. Come on.


Shellena : Papa.

Hisanobu : I am so sorry.

Jonathan : ...Again you are not my family member.

Hisanobu : Yes...

Jonathan : She is ridiculously ugly, I was right.


Shellena : She is your kid, isn't she?

Jonathan : Mine? No, no way!

Hisanobu : Mine, mine.



Next story 47 is "Left Out". Stay tuned and enjoy!

Nicolist producer

There are fortunately talented music producers working on Nico Nico Douga. All their works are absolutely adorable. One of my most favourites is "Yumemiru Kotori" by Hayaya Producer.

ORIGINAL


VOCALOID MEIKO and KAITO



VOCALOID 5



♪
yukiakari honoka ni tsuki no kage wo terasu
hanabira ga azayaka ni akaku iroduku
maiochiru shizuku ga minamo yurashi kieru
oto no nai nukumori ga hutari wo tsutsunde

akari tomoru komichi hutari aruiteta ne
nee kuchizusamu uta ga machi ni magirete yurete
saka ni tsuduku ishidatami suashi de kogoeru suashi de
dokomademo yukeru to shinjiteita yo

torawareteta kago no kotori ga
habataku toki ha kurunodeshou ka?
anata no namida uketomerarerunara
mou konomamademo kamawanaikara

yami ni ukabu hotaru ga honoo no youni yurameku
kiri to chiru hitotoki wo mabuta ni nokoshite

kage ga utsuru madobe hutari waratteta ne
nee midareta kami ga kaze ni nagarete yurete
kata yoseai atatameru jikan wo
itsumademo issho ni tsumuideitai

kokoro tozashita kako no anata wo
sukueru toki ha kurunodeshou ka?
anata no itami wakeaerarerunara
mou konomamademo kowakunaikara

torawareteta kago no kotori ga
yumemiru toki ha kurunodeshou ka?
anata no namida uketomerarerunara
mou konomamademo mayowanai

♪

Nakasone OFF again

Nakasone OFF in AICHI!


Nakasone OFF in KYOTO!


Nakasone OFF in AKIHABARA, TOKYO!



Compare to the original and other OFFs?

￥Money no Tora 【MAD】

￥Money no Tora(マネーの虎, Tora means a tiger in Japanese) was a very popular TV programme broad casted from October 2001 to March 2004. The programme has been exported worldwide, and English ver. "Dragon's Den" made successful hits too. (Next one is series 6?)

MAD videos, ￥Money no Tora x Aniki

follows...

Aso Channel

Japanese PM now has his official Nico Nico Channel!
He always looks cool. You can visit and play his video, the message for all Nicolists.

synchronized cockatiels

invader

An invader, a real naked chubby baby. NOBODY MUST BOTHER THE IMPERIAL FAMILY. He is hilarious though, such an insult anyway.

ahhhhhh

The music "Odoru Ponpokorin" was the theme song for a very popular Japanese anime "Chibimaruko-chan". This video is the anime Chibimaruko-chan's ED full ver.

miniture food

They look so real and yummy! I wish I had that talent (´・ω・｀)



TINY....!!! Even smaller than a coin. 

a cat just woke up!

meow...

Densha de GO!

What a day...he never ever be fired though. 

The video is deleted...for the rights of west Japan Railways Company? which means he(Mr. Matao) is finally fired. ha



.................................................................

【ニコニコ動画】MAD】誰も自重しない劇場　絶対にクビにならない運転士の一日
If you missed it. (I do not know how long this one's gonna last, so watch it while you can!)
→ooops, again it's deleted already.

【ニコニコ動画】【MAD】誰も自重しない劇場　絶対にクビにならない運転士の一日
Finally deleted.. 
Repeatedly deleted...
【ニコニコ動画】誰も自重しない劇場　絶対にクビにならない運転士の一日

masterpiece

I'd like to give this user a Nico Nico Nobel Prize. You feel lonely? Wish you had a cute sister to talk to? This is the perfect video for you to watch! 

guitar play 2

Another nico user's play! Chocolate Disco!! 



Then, a nico user made this video. 


→click! 

guitar play

A nico user plays "chocolate disco" by Perfume. 



You don't know that song? Perfume's songs sound good oldies, and this music video really matches their sounds!(YES, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.)

swf rocks!

Nico Nico Douga Autumn version is now allowed us to upload swf files. Jeeeez look this video! CLEAN like watching TV, plus tera-kind to your computer. 



Compare to this original (full ver.). 
"Marisa ha taihen na mono wo nusundeikimashita"

Sanpo by Studio Ghibli characters!

CUTE! 

ATSUKUNAREYO!

Shuzo Matsuoka is a Japanese former pro tennis player, and is also popularly known as a hyper passionate person. In this video, he's repeatedly saying (or shouting) EAT MORE RICE! DON'T GIVE UP! BE HAPPY! DON'T WORRY! HOW COME YOU STOP TRYING HERE? HERE?! COME ON! FOLLOW ME! ARE YOU LOST? SHUZO! SHUZO!! etc. etc. 
The weather has changed in last few weeks, so if you feel cold...can't miss this video! At that same time you'll get a little bit tired of being encouraged too much. 

Original version is here. 

Like Suite: Nico Nico Douga, this is made by a user for all nicolists. 
Jeeeez how many songs he used this time??!  

today's MAD video

Somebody left a comment;  "This is the world's first MAD video". Oh, is this true?! According to  the creater's short message, he got this idea 8 years ago. Enjoy! 

OMG

OMG OMG!

too gracious video

One of the most gracious, respected and loved videos @ Nico Nico Douga. The concept is only available in Japan. One of the imperial families "Akishinonomiya" has 2 princesses(naishinnou) and 1 prince(shinnou, born in 2006!!), this video is about 2 naishinnou; Princess Mako and Princess Kako. If you can't see anything with lots of viewers' comments, just click "comment" option (with a chick icon). That will hide all comments. (To watch a video with comments, simply click the comment option again!)

Now, kneel down to your computer and watch with respects....

beauty of ruins

more musik?

musica musica (＾ω＾)

A Buddhist monks' debut song. Left→Right: Hi Dali(hidari means left in Japanese), Ma Inn(main) and Harmo Lee(hamori means harmonize/harmony in Japanese). 




Original from a Japanese anime "Sousei no Aquarion(創聖のアクエリオン)".  Love this song, I love it!!

musik time

musica musica ( ＾ω＾)

A ballet style? I like this Nicolist-dancer. 



The music is originally from this video. 

A Nintendo Family Computer's masterpiece game "Yie Ar Kung-Fu". A user arranged it with rap music. 

Sports videos

MAD sports videos. 

Jedi Master Yagudin.

S U M O U !

hyper chaotic video

You will be brainwashed. I was brainwashed. How can anyone know this is about politics! And I remember there was a time people were making/showing funny or chaotic FLASH. This video has the old Flash style, yet ridiculously funny. 

yummy video!

A young guy cooks his dinner. Soaks pork belly in his original sauce mix of miso, sake for cooking use, sugar and mirin and keep it in fridge for 1-2 days. I assume he's very experienced from the way he cooks food. aww, this video always makes me starving! 

NEKONABE

Just watch , cuuute!(>ω<)

Mr. new Prime Minister

Hope new PM Taro Aso does good job for JAPAN! 
I have no idea about the BGM of this video....? 

Suite: Nico Nico Douga

Can't ignore this video! Suite: Nico Nico Douga was made by a Nico Nico Douga user, he used bits and pieces of most popular music/videos @ Nico Nico Douga at that time to compose this 10 mins long Suite. This video was the beginning of all...

I like this version very much.

...If you look for more videos of Suite: Nico Nico Douga, you will find many users tried to sing, play with instruments or even dance to the suite. Whose/Which versions of Suite:Nico Nico Douga are your favourite?? ヽ(･∀･)人(･∀･)ﾉ 

Dancing Mr. Abe (vol.ISAZI)

This video features a truly-loved (by 2 channel and Nico Nico Douga) homosexual character called "Abe".  The Character Abe is originally from a late-80's Japanese homosexual manga ("Kusomiso technique").  In this video, 3D animated 3 Abe-s dancing to a Japanese girlie pop idol's song was sung by a famous Nicolist & popular singer @ nicovideo,  ISAZI. ISAZI changed the song's lyrics, so this is not suitable for kids to watch...

Nakasone Off

These videos are definitely my favourite nicovideos too! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The quality of what they achieved is SUPER. Love to join! 
First one is Nakasone Off In Osaka Nipponbashi

Second one is Nakasone Off In Satsuma (Kagoshima)

The original version is here.

Seikan Hikou by Ushi-san

I have to admit that this video is one of my favourites at Nico Nico Douga. This pretty miss moo-moo dances exactly like Ranka Lee (a popular anime character in "MACROSS Frontier"), and as far as I can remember she was the first person to dance the song. Thanks to her effort and contribution, this video became how-to textbook for anyone who wants to dance the same. 
Ushi-san (miss moo-moo)  made few videos already, so watch them too if you're interested. In her other videos, she cooks beef in a very weird way with her moo-moo costume. Good fun. 

NEKO x SKILL (complete)

unbelievable, please go check by yourself! 

How To Create Your Account On Nico Nico Douga

(for those who still don't have an account on Nicovideo.jp)

If you wish to share Japanese funny-weird madness with many other users...

1. Click any of my links to Nico Nico Douga video in my articles. 

2. Go click "はじめての方はこちら/ アカウント新規登録

3. fill the form

PCメールアドレス=pc email address (email address of your mobile is not allowed)

ニックネーム=nickname (this will be shown on the site. chose between 2-16 characters)

サムネイル=thumbnail (just pick one of them)

性別=sex 男性=male, 女性=female

生年月日=your birthdate 年=year, 月=month, 日=day

お住まいの都道府県=place you live

パスワード=password (it should be 8~16 characters/numbers)

秘密の質問・答え=secret question and answer

質問(your secret question, 4~64 characters only)

答え(the answer for the question, 1~16 characters only)

This question and answer will be needed if you forget your password to log in. 

会員タイプ=account type

I guess you'd like to register and use the site for free, so just click "一般会員(無料)". 

4. finish fillling out the form? then, click 登録確認画面へ 

5. scroll down the bar of the box, type the code and click 利用規約に同意し登録=register 
Make sure you got an email from Nico Nico Douga. Now activate your account by clicking the link on the email. 

EEEHA you are ready to enjoy Nico Nico Douga! ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃

DIY reform project-before/after

What the ....?!! This video is about a -DIY- reform project of the Japanese college student's humble flat. The project is very restricted,  they only spent 6 hours and 27,000 yen in total.(their budget was 30,000 yen. 1 euro= about 156 yen.-22 Sep 08) 
I'm sure you'll be shocked by its ending! :) This is hilarious even if you don't understand the language. 

gundam

DON'T THINK. FEEL!

playing cat

How cute, how clever. The cat moves quietly while you're not watching! I couldn't stop laughing, ha. One of my cats does love this little game too, but he always runs to me as soon as he notices me hiding from him. (my cat says "▲□×○▽..." after he finds me) 
@Nico Nico Douga, you can find so many videos of cats. It seems the users absolutely adore cats. 

Tamori Dance (Tamori Diet)

If you are on a diet, check this out. This is OP of a Japanese TV programme called "Tamori Club (タモリ倶楽部). What's special about this weird video is if you try to do the same dance like the girls in the video, you might lose weight. This is much longer than the normal OP(9 mins over) though, you won't feel it's that long from the nice butts!